Here we have a really interesting Drum Shield. It’s kinda classy looking and also has a non distorting, flat front (which makes it easier for the drummer to see when the singer wants them to play quieter).
There are so many great comments to be made, light puns, harsh critiques, but with this one we are going to have a caption contest. In the first one you can’t use, “There’s a vacuum in front of the drum shield, so the suck will balance with behind the drum shield.” The best comment will be edited back in as the post header. In this case best pretty much means “induces actual chuckle”, but feel free to try a meaningful poignant comment (Perhaps mention the danger of letting a drummer near actual glass). But nearly anything is better than the current “Drum Shield Window” so start commenting.
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Unlike Drum Cage, Drum shield seems to be a pretty easy term to understand. “Drum” got it it goes with the drums. “Shield” ok it shields the drums.
Drum Cage should be just as simple. Sadly it’s not. We’ve seen some pretty good Drum Cages here. But we need to be careful to not forget the bad ones. Here’s an example of someone who didn’t quite grasp the concept:
This looks like it will be a great show once they get all setup. But the drummer is in no way contained. Even a drummer will be smart enough to realize he can get out of the front or back even if the sides have re-enforced fencing. Come on give your drummer a little credit.
But it certainly makes one wonder where they got it from. Did they make it like the Cheap Drum Shield?
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Drum enclosures are big. This isn’t grade school show and tell where you make something in your home and then just put it in your back pack. So take a lesson from these guys and notice that if you are going to build a drum shield, you should probably build it in place.
Of coures it brings up the obvious question. What if these guys are geniuses who have realized having a drummer on stage can be quite distracting from the band leaders antics? If you get some good mics and be sure and leave him a bowl of water, you could build the drummer a nice cage backstage and get the best of both worlds.
“I’m the creative one, it’s the other guys job to handle logistics.”
“How are we going to move this?”
Remember it doesn’t matter how elegant it is, or how cheap you build it, all that matters is does it do a great job keeping the drummer caged up.
How does that become a thing? Everyone knows drummers have mental problems. It’s part of the reason we lock them up in a drum cage. But what if the caging of drummers was actually leading to their emotional instability. Trapped in there cut off from all human contact. Some people apparently see this as a problem.
The reasons someone would worry about this are not clear But perhaps all this mental and emotional issues cause make it more difficult to keep time. So in light of that these bleeding hearts decided to create “Hug A Drummer Day”. Approach with extreme caution.
(And drummers, you can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that all those fans trying to feel you up [No not that one. That would be good. The OTHER one. You know.] are locked on the outside of your drum shield. Ironically, beautiful.)